If I were to write a book, this is what it would be titled:

That [Insert Interesting Phrase] Would Make A Great Book Title!!

Or: Other things I think someone should write a book about, and which I think would then in turn be interesting to read about, but only if that someone wrote like me, of course. Otherwise, why would I really care what they had to say about such things? I am not in the mood these days to argue with people.