I do apologize in advance if this offends, it was said in good, clean fun!  

Mom: “…and it was so typical – how they depicted the man in the movie – as totally clueless.”

Me: “Well, I know that there are a lot of anti-feminist who are bothered by Hollywood depicting men as clueless, but honestly, Adam had to be a little clueless if he had to actually walk the entire Garden of Eden before he realized he couldn’t be paired up with any of the animals God had already created! You know? Men just can’t help it. That’s why they so desperately need US!”