n. pl. ox·y·mo·ra or ox·y·mo·rons
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist
An Analytical Allegory of An Antagonistic Attraction
I am…He is
I am Crunchy Fries, he is Soft Fries.
I am Rollercoasters, he is Lazy Rivers.
I am Smart Water, he is Dr. Pepper.
I am Home Schooling, he is Home Building.
I am Steady Jogging, he is Bicycle Racing.
I am Hammocks and shade trees, he is White Water Rafting in full sun!
I am Gifted Learner, he is School of Hard Knocks.
I am The Sound of Music, he is The Matrix.
I am Alison Krauss, he is The Pet Shop Boys.
I am $50.00 hair trims, he is Backyard Buzzes.
I am Lead Foot, he is Slow Lane.
I am Farm Roots, he is City Bred.
I am Fresh Eggs w/Organic Bacon, he is Pop-Tarts and Instant Coffee.
I am Extroverted Loner, he is Confident Introvert.
I am iPod, he is Vinyl Record Collection.
I am 2007 Honda Odyssey, he is Fully Restored Carmengia.