ox·y·mo·ron
n. pl. ox·y·mo·ra or ox·y·mo·rons

A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist

An Analytical Allegory of An Antagonistic Attraction

(or: Inequality begets Egalitarianism)

I am…He is

I am Crunchy Fries, he is Soft Fries.

I am Rollercoasters, he is Lazy Rivers.

I am Smart Water, he is Dr. Pepper.

I am Home Schooling, he is Home Building.

I am Steady Jogging, he is Bicycle Racing.

I am Hammocks and shade trees, he is White Water Rafting in full sun!

I am Gifted Learner, he is School of Hard Knocks.

I am The Sound of Music, he is The Matrix.

I am Alison Krauss, he is The Pet Shop Boys.

I am $50.00 hair trims, he is Backyard Buzzes.

I am Lead Foot, he is Slow Lane.

I am Farm Roots, he is City Bred.

I am Fresh Eggs w/Organic Bacon, he is Pop-Tarts and Instant Coffee.

I am Extroverted Loner, he is Confident Introvert.

I am iPod, he is Vinyl Record Collection.

I am 2007 Honda Odyssey, he is Fully Restored Carmengia.