Emma (my 4yo neice) was helping Mandy change James’ (my 1yo nephew) diaper after his bath. The following conversation ensued: Emma’s in bold, Mandy’s in regular font

Emma says, “Momma, how does Baby James pee pee?”
Mandy, “Right there, through his penis. That’s how all boys go.”
Emma, “All boys? So Daddy has a penis right?”
Yes.
So, uhm..Adri and Ean do too??
Yes.
But not me and you cuz we’re girls, right?
Right
And then, very matter of factly, she states: “Yeah, girls don’t need tips to pee.”

Children are HILARIOUS!!