“I don’t care what the feminist say – equal pay for equal work and all this ‘marraige is 50/50 nonsense’,” she says in her glorious way, “It’s never 50/50 in marraige. When a woman works outside of the home, she’s helping by earning 50% of the income, but she still does 90% of the housework!! Men just don’t clean up after themselves or their children. And that’s the way God intended it to be! If that silly woman really knew what 50/50 meant in marraige, she’d stay home and do 100% of the housework while her husband earned 100% of the income! THAT is 50/50.”

I miss my Gramma. You get a glimmer of insight into where I get my wit and sarcasm from.