“Mom,” Ean says, “I’ve been wondering…what makes our bodies move??”
“Well, what do you mean, exactly Ean?” I reply, trying to avert the question.
Ean replies, “You know, like it’s just us, it’s just me and I wonder how my body does stuff even when I don’t tell it to.”
“Uhhhh….” I say, “Uhhh….you know I think we’ll cover that in our new science curriculum for sure! Now tell your body to run along outside and play!


I’m SO not qualified to teach these children! Thank God for good curriculum!!