Anonymous Friend #2 says, “Oh you sound terrible. I just want to take you into a steamy shower with some menthol.”
I say, “Oh, hee hee… that sounds kind of kinky.”
Anonymous Friend #2 says, “Oh…LOL…please don’t tell Royce I said that!!!” (she’s dying laughing at this point)
I say, “Oh no, don’t worry, I won’t tell ANYONE you said that. I’ll just blog it.” (now we are both in hysterics)

I love my friends.